Anonymous asked:

my girls vibrator died so i’m about to drink a coffee, take an adderall, and go crazy.

mjalti Answer:

i salute MY soldiers

alarmfire:

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life*
me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

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toastpotent:

who’s ready for the wave of social media posts that will appear over the next 2-4 weeks treating teachers/school faculty the same as they did healthcare workers, by saying “omg these people are such heroes for continuing to work during these difficult times 😍😍😍” while completely ignoring their collective misery in being forced to work and their reasonable demands for higher pay and sick leave

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